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File Under “Terrifying”: Here’s Sandra Bullock’s 911 Call
Last summer, a creepy stalker type who was obsessed Sandra Bullock broke into her house while she and her 4-year-old son Louis were home. That thought alone is enough to give someone nightmares for...
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Jennifer Lopez Got Glitter Bombed By A Scary Clown At The Airport Yesterday
Jennifer Lopez hit with glitter-bomb by clown named Richie the Barber at LAX airport in Los Angeles, CA.Pictured: Jennifer LopezRef: SPL1036894 260515 Picture by: Diabolik / Splash NewsSplash News and...
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Miley Cyrus Dressed Like A Giant Horny Baby For Her New Video, Because Of...
Don’t worry, you’re not the only one who is getting a case of the uncomfortables after looking at Miley Cyrus in adult baby drag. I’m sure even Pedobear was like “Okay, that’s enough internet for...
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Thanks For The Post-Super Bowl Nightmares, Doritos
Okay, to be fair, the majority of my post-Super Bowl nightmares came from the pizza I ordered from Dominos last night that looked like it had been fucked by the Noid. But the cheez-obsessed fetus from...
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Which Colored Pill Do We Take To Make “The Matrix” Reboot Go Away?
Get Out was made from an original idea, it cost around $4.5 million to make and it’s brought in a mountain of money in just a few weeks. But yet, Hollywood is still looking at it and sharpening their...
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Inside R. Kelly’s Sick, Sad World
A woman who claims to have intimate knowledge of some of the vile shit we’ve been hearing about at the R. Kelly complex has come forward, and she’s given the harrowing details to Jezebel. And she has...
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R. Kelly And The One That Got Away
The self-proclaimed “Pied Piper of R&B” (yeah, let that marinate a bit), R. Kelly can’t keep his face off the TMZ homepage these days. Today’s latest story is about a girl who got away. A woman,...
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I See That Someone (Read: Taylor Swift) Just Watched Christopher Walken In...
And it goes without typing, but Christopher Walken danced it better. Shit, Christopher Walken would’ve danced it better if he had two broken legs, a busted hip, paralyzed arms and a stage 10 IBS flare...
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Cardi B Is Probably Not Going To Join Maroon 5 During The Super Bowl Halftime...
Cardi B may not be the first person who comes to mind when you hear the words “political activist“. Ok, she’s somewhere amidst Gandhi, Amber Rose, and an elementary school cafeteria sit in demanding...
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Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Tell Trump To Stop Using His Music
Specifically, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne want Donald Trump to stop using the song “Crazy Train” as they want nothing to do with his messiness or politics in general, even if “Crazy Train” is a perfect...
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